Daily Queet Wrap-up 2012-05-12

• Thanks to @chrisrock, @jimmykimmel, @carsonjdaly, @MMABILLYMIRA for making the @NickandArtie Show great these past couple weeks #
• On my way to Elizabeth NJ to watch Coach Nap and Union play in the County Finals #
• @ClaytonMorris don't feel left out. If ur a dad I'll jerkoff to u on Fathers Day #
• @TxSternFan Congrats, nice. You found it first. Don't worry guys, just a dark joke. I'm still clean! #
• There's something in the last five queet pics that does not belong…can you find it? #
• I'm enjoying a post masturbation cigarette while the broad I slapped it to talks to some goof http://t.co/6h7AaQGj #
• Here I enjoy a post masturbation cigarette while some douchebag talks on FOX News http://t.co/RtXG1KLQ #
• I try to cheer myself up by masturbating to some broad on FOX News http://t.co/nbpKuBEM #
• My emotional knockout punch: Travoltas been banned from Peninsula Hotel New York spa. http://t.co/EfqEpmez #
• My hell turns into another emotional Coma after hearing Paris Hilton and her boyfriend may be having problems http://t.co/mnlk3qAD #
• My face after hearing Chelsea Handlers sitcom may not get picked up http://t.co/xnqw1JhA #
• this is how my feet look while I'm watching FOX News! http://t.co/thNxQxSK #
• Queet the New boss Same as the old Boss! #
• Me and my friend Danny Aiello at the opening of the GREAT new hot dog joint in Hoboken. The Windmill. http://t.co/PobJFzPn #
• On live with Mark Kriegel @MarkKriegel #FOX #Sports #nickandartie #
• Tonight in the 2nd hour Carson Daly @carsonjdaly listen in at: http://t.co/HsMNGLgD #nickandartie #
• June 9th – Artie Lange, @JimNorton, @attell, & @NickDiPaolo
  Foxwoods Casino at the MGM Theatre Mashantucket, CT 8pm
  http://t.co/ix0IqD9E #
• Daily Queet Wrap-up 2012-05-11 http://t.co/Iswx9grT @MikeFerrinSXM @Liz_Marie_Twins @TerezOwens @thejoematarese #nickandartie #

Tagged as: Artie Lange, Nick DiPaolo, Quitter