Daily Queet Wrap-up 2012-05-15

Morning Quitters, for those who missed it…Here's a little snippet of me last night on "Last Call"
http://t.co/Z7gXeqF7 @carsonjdaly #
On Carson Daly @carsonjdaly now.. #
our old buddy Mac Engel @MacEngelProf Fort Worth Star-Telegram on live now #nickandartie 800.546.7663 #
Live with @TheRevBobLevy on the #NickandArtie show. Listen in at http://t.co/HsMNGLgD or give a call at 800.546.7663 #
upon hearing Are You There Chelsea? Is cancelled I took liquid Demerol to deal with the pain http://t.co/xUfTvK1W #
Was way too hungry. Just ate the hair. Not feeling well. http://t.co/sdqIvM74 #
Just saw a hair in my mozzarella omelet !!! http://t.co/iZsOvNov #
Just got news that Live with Kelly won't have me on to co-host. The old happy me is gone forever. http://t.co/mlucSmdX #
We'll do this again soon, I promise! #
Thanks guys for making this great. Gotta run and tape the Nick and Artie Show. Tune in. This is ur favorite Baby Gorilla saying good night #
@MRCostanza For first 4 yrs, i got a solid 6 hrs. the next 3, I got a solid 4 hours. The last two years I don't recall sleeping at all #
@Motleyfan Up there with the Rocky and White Castle questions. For a 20 yr period tom petty put out a fucking great album every two years #
@JTrueser It wasn't Slap Shot good. It wasn't Beer League good. but it was fucking good #
Last questions guys…almost gotta run #
@McgeeDennis Come to think of it, if you count bachelor party blow jobs, i've had every race. #
@McgeeDennis had an ex that was Columbian and Asian. White, Black, Asian, Spanish. Not sure if it counts but i got as HJ from a Jewish girl #
@DerekArruda @sternshow You can hear my voice even night 10-1Am on the Nick and Artie Show. go to http://t.co/0u0shc7h for details #
@bobwest35 Stuff like that keeps me going. Thanks man. One things for sure…my world is a better place with my fans in it #
@LabouriousROB @adamcarolla I told Adam that it is my stupid Italian temper and immaturity working here.Cross is obviously a smart funny guy #
@VidkunQuisling Good Question. @JimNorton might being coming on soon. Doing round table on Raw Dawg with Nick, Norton and @attell this thurs #
@jonjamesd She came to my Borgata gig in Jan. Adorable but i never hooked up with her #
@ali_masri No Not yet, but i have pissed on the outside of the building #
@JoeMinsquero Thanks for laughing, I'll keep it up my friend. Thanks for not forgetting about me #
@DitaFan I would love to, i really would. Gotta find a hot chick. want my kids to have a 50% chance of being good looking #
@DerekArruda Marry Whitney. F Lisa. Kill Chelsea. Plus I'll have half of that 2 Broke Girls money. Everybody wins! #
@LabouriousROB When Cross was a writer on MadTV he treated me like shit. He was condescending. Sounds immature, but i hate him. He is funny #
@powerdome56 Havent in a while but i love Teddy. was thinking about reaching out to him. Hope he's well #
@johnbbbz No, that guy was a great Shrink I fucked that relationship up too. And YES I'm going #
@PovilasBac Getting on Fashion Police is not worth AIDS. Juuuuuust kidding #
@Alexiwuika Carrot top cause i'd only have to bring one set of clothes. #
@johnbbbz No but i would love to. He's one of the best people i've ever known. I miss him and hope to hear from him again soon @GeorgeTakei #
@johnbbbz Yes. Not a shrink. i'm currently on no meds at all and feel great. #
@johnbbbz I'd prefer the old seat. I'm more comfortable there. Plus Im pretty sure Beetlejuice has pissed on that couch #
@SLeo101 Yes I do. Tough Times. I made a lot of mistakes. #
@Tcav81 Three Words. EX-OR-CISE. Just kidding. Mostly eating. #
@PeterPeterson69 It won't fit in 140 characters #
@DerekArruda I was told he wasn't there live. It was a clip. That does not count #
@TheRevBobLevy @nickdipaolo Bobby, can't wait to have you on, love you bro #
@McgeeDennis An Cleveland Indian or a Gandhi Indian? #
@PovilasBac Aziz Ansari followed closely by Daniel Tosh #
@FuckYeahShuli No. #
@SearsGarnett No but i've been to Denny's #
@PovilasBac No and No. #
@arickard14 No. One is spelled buddy. One is spelled bro. But i believe they have the same meaning #
@Eastlemon Loved talking to you. But felt the conversation was the perfect length #
@DerekArruda Get some tits and a pussy and we'll see #
@Mffl1980 Yes we sure as shit kicking will! Been to Dallas and love it. #
@LanceVanZanax This will sound like an ass kiss…i'd have to say @HowardStern Norm, Spade, Kat Williams ,Frank S, Nick Dip, Chappelle& Rock #
@PovilasBac Ive seen Easy Money more times than i've gotten laid. Couldn't come up with an exact figure #
@leafsfan12345 I will get in touch with Gilbert ASAP. Always trying to get Norm. Gilbert Do my show! Gary has my number #
@cmerblum Thank you! #
@Ipokesm0t Sure, give me and address and I'll send you a check. Who should I make it out to #
@SullyGiorgio Nick. Ronnie is 60. Nick's only 58 #
@Ipokesm0t NO! And theres a reason they call it DOPE #
@shesezz Fried Meatballs are better #
@lamigravan That would be great but I wouldn't bug him by asking the great Don Rickles. I think i'll let him relax #
@BostonMike65 Answered that a few times…Of course I would love to #
@TwidrOnTheShidr Another horrible questions. Back to front. Don't ever contact me again #
@tenthgear Barely and thats a knock on the Yankees, not Direct TV #
@RobLimo Never been a hockey guy. Love both teams. But like Springsteen sings…I'm in love with a Jersey girl…Rangers in 7 #
@SternNationCom My friends, no. My so-called friends, absolutely ! #
@SullyGiorgio You're right about that #
@SwanOrama I was a fan. Actually Never seen it, heard its great. #
@mlatonaa Two words…I DO. Can you be at 1270 6th Ave NYC any night this week between 10PM and 1 AM?> #
@Douchebag007 Dan paid me back MOST of the money…not all. But i love Dan. I expect to get it back at some point #
@SyxxFury Shot Dirty work in Toronto. Shot Elf there. Done stand-up there. Love it and hope to come back soon. #
@SullyGiorgio Well there is 4 ppl on Mt Rushmore. Bill is coming on soon and Rogan is welcome to come on any time. Love em both #
@leafsfan12345 Ronnie and I haven't hooked up yet. Recently spoke with Gary and JD #
@SwanOrama Artichoke Pizza on 10th Ave and 17th. Don't forget Lombardi's too on Spring #
@mlatonaa Are you rich? #
@Alexiwuika Worst candy ever is Candy Maldonado. Just kidding. Seriously, I've never liked anything with peppermint so I prob agree #
@R3o2n9 Sir ddi you ever meet anyone who did not like White Castle Onion rings, if you did report them to the government #
@R3o2n9 This question is up there with the Rocky one. how dare you. WC Onion rings ARE AMAZING. Is this the same Rocky guy? #
@JamStern @ImGrover Nothing is booked yet dont know if it will be. But plugging something is the last reason Id go. I simply just miss them #
ok, Seems like the Robin thing is true …i'm calling her now. stay strong, Love you @rqui #
@RealMattCameron @SMF__ROB Hope your not kidding, cause thats a bad joke, but i will call immediately. #
@x_stoffbrau Its like asking which season of Jerseylicious is better. No, its exactly like asking that….ROCKY 1. Never contact me again #
@x_stoffbrau If God made a list of the dumbest questions he's ever heard…which rocky? would be up there with why should i build an ark #
@x_stoffbrau If you do choose to ask this question again, please remove Artie Lange fan from your resume. Please respond with an answer #
@x_stoffbrau Once again, if u ask that question in any form, it will make you sound insanely stupid. Please respond #
@x_stoffbrau I love you for being a fan of mine, but i must say this…never ask that questions to anyone again. The first one #
@SMF__ROB Haven't heard the show as much as i'd like. Is she ok? #
@bryceloy No. Although, if the rumors are true, I questions his mothers character. Any hatred I have is out of pure jealousy #
@SullyGiorgio Brian Austin Green was the biggest jerkoff #
@jskwrite fine letting the rest of the gay ppl get married but not Mets fans. Thats one race that has to end. Mets fans. #
@Grobs34 Absolutely Not. #
@CANE2DOC Biography of Jagger. Falato is an amazing producer and better guy. If Dan was a girl i'd marry him. Stay tuned. He may be #
@vickypelliccio It weird but so am I. Got two great guys running it (James and Joe) and its a great way to get jokes out to the fans quickly #
@SUPERARTIEFAN I believe Whores is a W. To answer your question. i have NOT gotten rid of my favorite W #
@NYRHOUND No. #
@JamieLValentine Thanks Jamie, I love you too. Thanks for coming to Foxwoods, always a fun time there #
@Cock_Hammer First of all, Steven Wright on demerol sounds hilarious. That girl is great. But look for new bumper featuring show clips #
@StevenAReese Haven't seen him in awhile. Heard he's good. love that guy. Hope to see him soon. #
@SternNationCom Sick, no. Horny, no. Heroin is a powerful drug #
@BennyJesse One scene was briefly shot in my home town but the rest is mostly Bayonne NJ with one scene at the jersey shore #
@bobwest35 good questions. Probably @rqui – I like 'em smart with a great laugh #
@Habs_Fan77 Fav Stones song is an insanely tough question. If forced to answer…Gimme Shelter #
@BJLaflin @bobwest35 Cool u are welcome on the Nick&Artie show any time. #
@LanceVanZanax They work for the Nick & Artie Show. They read scores for us and do celebrity interviews. Love them! #
@SammyBoyDPK – 7 card stud is my game of choice #
@swr78 Great questions. Stay tuned. Cant wait to get back…keep checking here for all standup #
@feeway12 Heroin! BUT I do not recommend it. With Coke, you go out and people see ur an asshole. With Heroin, ur by yourself. Both assholes #
@mattodon Fav tv show of all time. two simple words… The Honeymooners #
@mattodon Fav color is Blue, The Dan Patrick Show, Shoe Size 11 (10.5 if i'm dieting) #
@JamieLValentine Mom and Sis are doing great…without them I wouldn't be alive. Two strongest people I know #
@1MJ Love you guys. In talks to shoot Californacation. If not, next time I do @jimmykimmel #
@bobwest35 Don't die for any body, except @BJLaflin. But thanks #
@DaveyHild Seriously buddy, any chance you get. Get on stage. Even if you bomb. Keep trying. Good Luck #
@DaveyHild get kicked off the biggest radio show of all time, write a book, kick the drugs, come back. Repeat every 5 years. #
@DaveyHild Yes, get a drug problem, get on a sketch show, get thrown off a sketch show, get on the biggest radio show of all time… #
@CANE2DOC Fav drummer – Keith Moon. Overrated band – Adam seems like a nice guy, but a young person is gone have to explain Maroon 5 to me #
@MichaelSpilotro Yes I will be watching and supporting Howard.When Howard is not speaking, i will be listening to the game on the radio #
@chilly915 I did one set at Pips a long long time ago. Ray might have been there. Classic place. We're talking 20 years ago #
@russkelly @NickDiPaolo jumping around to P90X or walking with a purpose #
@CANE2DOC Answer: @NickDiPaolo cause he gets to work with Artie Lange. But seriously Chris Rock. I just really respect him a lot #
@MrDsas @carsonjdaly Right after @jimmyfallon #
@jrsygrl07735 I'm not sure if i saw my feet this morning #
@jrsygrl07735 What was it? #
@LanceVanZanax Besides that I love Jewish deli food. Pastrami, etc. Mexican food in So.California. A Doublecheese burg at BK is hard to beat #
@BryantCahill Only the ones that serve food. No gambling for this man. No more fun of any kind #
@ChiRobG Little over a year ago on the phone. it was a great conversation. He's always been great to me #
@LB42Fan Haven't spoke to her in close to three years. I wish her well. We had a lot of fun times together #
@SternNationCom I would if he wasn't hilarious and a better fighter #
@EvDav8 Around 280-ish! and thats a big ISH #
@andrewsbray I have a lot of stand-up dates coming…check twitter and my website for details #
@EC78 Do It Yourself Network. They did my man cave #
@RonnieFranchise @jimmyfallon No pics but it was a great time #
@ColleenMc417 Yes, CRASH AND BURN with the forward by Joe Buck (not kidding) out this fall. Its as honest as It can be #
@mark897897 LOL Of all time? Thurman. Right now..whoever the fuck is playing right now #
@pophutch1 Cant say for sure, would love to more than anything. But if it does not happen it cause of problems I created with HEROIN! #
@ultimatecynic You'd have to call in tonight i'll let you know #
@bobwest35 The plan right now – for direct TV – is around August 1st. When I get a date I'll post it. Spike would be amazing if it happens #
Dont forget to watch me on Carson Daly tonight & my old buddy Howard on America's Got Talent! I hear he's amazing @HowardStern @carsonjdaly #
Ok guys we'll get going in a few minutes…nothing is off limits and i'll do my best to answer as many as I can #
Hey @RyanSeacrest Artie Lange here.. was it your food that brought maggots into the fridge at NY radio studio? #nickandartie @nickdipaolo #

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Daily Queet Wrap-up 2012-05-15

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