Daily Queet Wrap-up 2012-05-21

• Tomorrow I'll be queeting from the set of Californication. #
• my rooms getting laid more than me! Fuck!!!! http://t.co/e5lv7hvY #
• I get nothing! Oh well. Time to hit the Cardio Center! #
• she also makes a damn good Virgin Calada. I tip her a Sawbuck hoping for hand release #
• see this chick? She's black!!!" http://t.co/tRRNMYjN #
• Nothing. http://t.co/DB8x2lv2 #
• I pretend to laugh at a great joke Gwyneth just told me http://t.co/RNOHuqzz #
• so far the girl is completely ignoring me http://t.co/KpDmb40w #
• this is me as Harvey Weinstein pretending to talk to Gwyneth Paltrow on the phone http://t.co/RG2KmmUu #
• just told this chick Im Harvey Weinstein She bought it. I Told her if she makes out w me Ill put her in PulpFiction2 http://t.co/CDZyMt4X #
• check out this hot broad who I'm currently bird dogging http://t.co/PPU5z0uk #
• bird doggin chicks by doin a dead on DeNiro impression http://t.co/STK2Gl6t #
• lookin sexy by the 4 Seasons pool. Listening to Allman Brothers http://t.co/G14RQHDz #
• this is what I see when Twinsanity gives the scores! @NickandArtie http://t.co/nsQpurZZ #
• Note to The 4 Seasons re their robes. 1 size does not fit all!! http://t.co/OBedckYI #
• Do you think I've transferred addictions? http://t.co/EATn0OFQ #
• Wow. Lisa Kudrow takes a good picture http://t.co/S2UkSShf #
• Fucking Hotel Robes http://t.co/BxyfKyxR #
• @sethmeyers21 is in New Years Eve. I'm taking away his man card. More to come, I'm only 20 mins into it #
• The rapper Ludacris is in this goofy shit (NYE). Can someone dig up Biggie Smalls to beat the shit out of him #
• @bonjovi and michelle pfeiffer are in New Years Eve too. They both look exactly like each other. #
• Robert De Niro is in New Years Eve. What the fuck do you pay De Niro to be in this peice of shit? Seriously quitters… Give me numbers #
• Halle Berry's face is in the movie New Years Eve, why isn't her pussy in it? #
• In NYE, Hillary Swank stars as a stressed out whatever the hell she was supposed to be #
• In "NYE" ashton kutcher and Zac efron serve up a comedy lesson that reminds me of the timing I last saw in a Marx Brothers movie #
• Rented the movie New Years Eve. How good is it? It's this generations 200 Cigarettes. Thats how fucking good #
• And remember heavy metal thrills. Power metal kills. Kill all the posers. Ride the intensity… Metal up your ass. Later Quitters! #
• @BMcK11 Brian, ur right. Stupid question. I barely know how to work a computer but I know how to google. Listen at http://t.co/HsMNGLgD #
• On the flight out here I watched 6 straight episodes of Big Bang Theory. Now I'm ready to suck cock!! #
• Then after a relaxing red eye flight, I'm back LIVE on the @NickandArtie Show #
• Tuesday the great @iamcolinquinn will be filling in for me on the @NickandArtie show. #
• It's called a ISDN line. Do not try to pronounce that without supervision. I'm a Connecticut School of Broadcasting graduate #
• I'm doing the @NickandArtie show tomorrow from LA on a special line. @NickDiPaolo #
• BTW fuckers…that's a "luxury" hotel #
• Here, I'm so worked up for my acting assignment, I get coyote eyes http://t.co/yc7ScY6E #
• this is my Build Energy for shoot by listening to Power Metal on Beets by DRE face http://t.co/gAJyvJ2a #
• I'm in town to shoot episode of Californication. #
• just got to hotel in LA #

Tagged as: Artie Lange, Nick DiPaolo, Quitter