Daily Queet Wrap-up 2012.05.04

Daily Queet Wrap-up 2012.05.04

  • Heres the Union NJ little league White Sox circa 1978. CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT:Yabby, Mooch or Joe Rotten, Anthony &me http://t.co/Zo5kMpWy #
  • Question: Do you know what Nathan Fillion's favorite episode of Castle is? I DO. Cause I watch Live w/ @kellyripa Stay tuned for the answer #
  • Ok Ok, Ill tell u what Nathans favorite is…ITS A TIE! He likes the Casino one &some other fucking one. I wanna cave the side of my head in #
  • Not a joke. Dead serious. I demand one day! People laughed when I took over for Jackie &it put me in a psych ward. I demand one day w/ Kelly #
  • PLEASE one fucking day of LIVE w Kelly and Artie! I kinda like the way that rolls off the tongue. LIVE WITH KELLY & ARTIE. Do you love it? #
  • "Hi I'm Kelly and This is my co-host Artie." Have you ever heard anything more poetic? I demand one day as co-host! #
  • Welcome back guys Im Kelly & this is my co-host Artie Lange. Join me welcoming my next guest. Fucky McFuckstain AND Hes gonna cook something #
  • @kellyripa Try to tell me that doesn't sound amazing! #
  • Hey we're back! Im @kellyripa &he's Artie. Hey Art, can I tell u some bullshit story about my husband &army of fucking kids? I smell ratings #
  • AND NOW BACK TO LIVE w KELLY&ARTIE! Hey Artie, its time for US MAP PHONE TRIVIA. Our contestant is Pussy Shitclit from Denver. HI PUSSY!!!!! #
  • Hey Artie, check out Gelman. He's trying to suck his own dick again. Aww, C'mon Gelman, get that cock! #
  • Hey Kelly, looks like its time for Secret Word of the Day contest. If someone says the secret word, our studio audience wins a "blumpkin!" #
  • Tony, Tell Kelly and I what the Secret Word of the Day is….todays secret word is….MoonCricket #
  • Hey I'm Kelly and He's Artie. And hey you Justin Bieber fans – GUESS WHAT? – I hope you all die of cancer!!! #
  • We're back w more Kelly&Artie. During the commercial, one of our camera guys said mooncricket! Hey Tony tell the audience what a blumpkin is #
  • Well Kelly a blumpkin is when a woman blows a man while taking a shit. Now welcome Khloe Kardashian. A blumpkin from Khloe when we get back! #
  • I'm waiting for my call ABC! #
  • Tomorrow -May 5th Me, @NickDiPaolo, and @thejoematarese at the Tower Theatre. 69th Street and Ludlow Street. Upper Darby, PA See u all there #
  • Here my doorman Vinny sells me a stolen guitar http://t.co/N99a3bc7 #
  • Here my doorman teaches me the opening riff to Van Halen's Erruption http://t.co/3DTkDMrb #

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